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Whenever he's sitting down, he always looks like he's mid-shit.

You mean Carol and Company.

The voice of Smurfette wasn't even a real Smurf.

Somebody's gotta serve the hors d'oeuvres at Sea Org meetings.

Turns out it's Frank Oz. But he'll buy all the shitty candy you're selling.

This is true. My kid was impressed to see Simpsons characters in the Xbox Lego game, but he's never seen an episode of the The Simpsons. Because sadly, he grew up in the world where it's not funny.

I thought I had authority over him!

Which one was hastily put together?

It's odd that Jurassic Park effects look so much better than Jumanji, which had a similar premise and was also made by ILM.

The shot of Arnold having bits of his face flying off as he gets hit with bullets was also done with a full torso and face puppet. They spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to give it a realistic gait. Then they realized that if they just strap the whole puppet on top of someone walking normally, that

I think it was the first film with a production budget of over $100 million.

Yep. For instance, when Arnold splits Robert Patrick in two with a rod, that's a physical model of Patrick, not CGI. The puddles that appear when he's shot were painted gags designed to fold in on themselves invisibly, then pop open instantly using a spring. Only when the puddles close up are they using CGI. Both

And that sequence was animated for ILM by John Lasseter.

I believe that was the first use of digital cable removal, which has become a specialty in itself now. The truck really did go off the cliff, but it wasn't driven off. It was thrown off without an engine or driver using a cable and pulley. The ledge that it crashed through was fake, but that was only to avoid doing

He was also the voice of Montana Max, the worst Tiny Toons character. But I'll always remember him as Sam, the supposedly adorable moppet foisted upon us on Diff'rent Strokes when Gary Coleman started getting too old to be cute.

His customers take the ingredients seriously, but not literally.

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A-la peanut butter sandwiches?

That's why they won the 1989 Emmy for Most Unnecessarily Elaborative Title.