The audition line will be, "Do you even know who I am?"

I hope this also includes the long lost Raymond Burr and Karl Malden episodes.

The ghost of Bob Crane clears his throat

It's when Mel Brooks cuts his finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Is there anyone who Rip Taylor wouldn't proposition?

That conspiracy theory is not believable because it doesn't take place in the basement of a pizzeria.

Virginity also doesn't require a line item for ointment.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

And then there was that time she came home to find me completely still, pallid, dripping fake blood, hanging from the ceiling by a meat hook through my balls. She didn't get that joke either.

Rest in Feces

Unlike Andy Dufresne, he did not come out clean on the other side.

The comedy team of Dirt & Qweef, ladies and gentlemen!

I, for one, welcome our new fecal overlords.

What do you have against Michael Gross?

He also sang the theme song to Diff'rent Strokes. I think there may be one other guy in there, too, but that's mostly just Alan overdubbing himself three or four times.

Because I could not stop for Herzog -
He gladly stopped for me -

"Such a long way to gooooooooooo…"

Act 9: Negan goes, "OWW!!!! Ow-ow-ow-ow-owieeeee!!!" for ten minutes.

You guys mind if I boil a little cabbage in here?

Then he knifed them in the gut. True story!