Most of what these national anchors do is interviewing, and dealing with the mechanics of hosting a live program that is constantly changing while it's still on. They actually do far less teleprompter reading than, say, Cronkite or Jennings.

I've gone back and forth with increasing, fevered intensity on the question of his intellect.

Yes, I'm a bit amused that people get upset at the notion that standardized testing is a fair measure of intelligence, but apparently underperforming at trivia on a TV game show makes you "idiots"?

Let me show you my binders.

In fairness, he shaves it before every public appearance.

And a lot of anti-Semites. And people with lupus. And corn detasselers…

I am a perennial loser, yes.

Ooh! Ooh!

I remember it for the interviews she gave at the time saying it was a step to her becoming the next Lucille Ball.

With a recently deceased 87-year-old woman attached to it.

I'm going to wait until all the science is in on that one.

Episode 1: "Loitering"

All coincidentally on the sets of other movies and TV shows.

http://www.nbc.com/sites/nb…

Like a cheap wedding dress.

He needs to Finnish what he started.

Don't record companies have some control over where and when their acts perform since that's part of their publicity? R.E.M. used to occasionally do small venue performances that weren't authorized by the label. But they did them with zero publicity, and used pseudonyms like "Bingo Handjob."

In base-15 maybe! #RadixBurn

Because they forced rats to watch it constantly, and they all got cancer.

But it replaced "M'mm M'mm Good," so you've got to grade on a curve here.