If one did show up, they were sure to be commented upon.
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BURN HIM! I mean, please continue…

Trust me, you need plenty of coke to get through law school.

To the extent that "Ben's Stein's money" was a euphemism for the production budget, yes he did.

That's what happens when your employer has no better options.

They weren't women, they were "Juggy Girls." Please don't attempt to humanize them.

The verdict is in: These jokes are shitty.

North Carolina is trying to make a law against it.

Symphony at Bernie's

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Ben Gay.

And now she will live forever… in a Buzzfeed "10 People with Crazy Deaths Onstage!" listicle.

Ha… I knew they were not going to allow situations that would literally endanger lives, but I was expecting it to be more like a competitive group version of what Survivorman later became.

After the whole "how will they make it on their own" buildup, I remember being indignant when I figured out that some unspoken amenities were being supplied to the contestants, like contact lenses. I told a coworker, "They must have found a magical pool of saline on the island." And he said, "Did you also think they…

Oh Sia, you've done it again!

Yeesh, that intro. Did they do the titles on a Video Toaster?
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Or Boss Hogg could just catch him in a speed trap and force him to work off the fine at the Boar's Nest.

I believe Cop Rock held the position as Letterman's go-to random pop culture reference in Top Ten lists for a while, usurping Mookie Blaylock and Dan Quayle.

Will Harris IS The Bomb Revisionist!

I used its sister site, Purge.

It's Andy Serkis.