We need a show for today's Tom Sawyer.

I don't know why, but I'm convinced that Chad Nackers is a porn pseudonym.

65 episodes was pretty standard across basic cable at the time. I believe the first series that actually came back for new episodes after hitting the 65-episode wall was Rugrats. Then a few years later, SpongeBob Squarepants followed a similar trajectory. In addition to making more material out of very successful…

Mose certainly.

"Look at me, I'm just, like, a talking wolf that looks like a dick… I guess. I mean, that's a great idea for a show! Yeah, everybody… uh, come take a look at my dick!"

Or as I call them, Krisraig.

I'd like to put my penis in your vagina, that's for sure. What, it's an expression!

But he does have the toupee.

"As you can see, working at The Onion is a lot working anywhere else"

Franchises, people… amirite?

Cucumbers?

Hot for Preacher

Dance! Dance, clown!

Preach the Children Well

Sounds like Tina or Carlock picked it, since they don't have a staff yet. And I would argue that The Mary Tyler Moore Show was pretty good, as were the first couple of seasons of Newsradio.
But that's not unique to newsrooms… most people who work anywhere seem to think a show about their job would be hilarious. Most…

You think Tina Fey actually worked in a newsroom? Allow me to let you in on a little secret about Weekend Update…

Dammit, when you tell me not to, of course that's the next thing I'm going to do.

Jack, Perkins.

You have to go by the widow's peak, or lack thereof. As we all know, that is absolutely the single, solitary difference between Ryan and Cruz.

The 2nd article: announcing the all-female reboot, Bitch, Where's My Car?