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If you want to get super-geeky about this, one of the guys who made the most recent title sequence and bumpers put together a lengthy blog about it. Lots of interesting techniques: free lensing, bokeh filters, tilt-shifting, light-writing, etc.
http://www.alex-buono.com/h…

Flying hot dogs or GTFO.

I liked the end of the "Not Gonna Phone It In Tonight" number with Steve Martin. The band played the hell out of this elaborate show tune, and the moment it's over the drum lead kicks in, and they go straight to the theme.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday…

Basically, the question is, "Anyone else hate Lenny Pickett?" Because the sax theme didn't really sound like that until he joined the show.

And the tire iron was… The Ted Knight Show!

And then there are three… woodsmen.

And lost it on a lonely highway.

You lowered yourself from the ceiling, Cruise-style?

Only one dick per customer, please.

Actually it would have worked if it weren't for those meddling kids.

I liked him as the judge in The Jerk. He milked the cross-eyed reveal for all it was worth.

Time to see the urologist.

He did have a bitchin' goatee.

It was pointing toward magnetic north.

At least there are some Viking legends we can still depend on.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

And they kept taking their photos in damned portrait orientation.

Is there any point in deliberately hiding his name when it's clear everyone else on the show knows what it is? On Seinfeld, the rest of the characters didn't know Kramer's first name (difficult as that is to believe) until he revealed it, but if that's not the case with these characters, then what's the point? It's…

But boring ironically!