My friends call me Lenny… only I ain't got no friends.

Mrs. Sasquatch.

Kiel didn't really have ape-like proportions. As the producer of The Incredible Hulk figured out too late, Kiel was incredibly tall, but not really thick.

Ron Perlman IS Hellfoot!

Turns out the high school student was Donatello.

I'd avoid idle chatter about getting "lowballed" by Chumlee.

Which is nothing new. Film historians have long discussed the fact that most of the entertainment magnates who built Hollywood were Jewish, but were also dedicated to making very WASP-friendly films. Gentleman's Agreement, one of the most leaden films ever produced about anti-Semitism (and with a gentile as the…

The real line of demarcation: Would Depp kiss Larry King on the lips in a live interview?

You Canberra whenever you want.

Horace and Pete walk out of the shower.

OK, let's just get this one out of the way:
2 Horace 2 Pete

In fairness to Don, I don't think SNL "directors" are supposed guide the performers in the way directors do on most shows. They are there primarily as the technical lead, taking the script given to them by Lorne and Higgins, figuring out how to camera block it, and then calling the shots on the live show. If a tape…

I always appreciated the way Church Chat, although scripted, was just free-form enough that Carvey could naturally react to the absurdity around him. There aren't a whole lot of SNL performers who are good at letting their own humanity show through just a little, even while still being in a character. Kate McKinnon…

The haircut-from-a-1950s-barber-shop-illustration doesn't do him any favors, either.

Or playing Zeppelin covers in their Hole Lotta Love tour.

And also snaps at you.

Say the secret word and Courtney rips her clothes off.

Shaun King, ladies and gentlemen!

I think the biggest generic difference between Gen X and Millennials is that Gen X'ers were less likely to say out loud the stupid, insufferable, ill-informed things we were thinking. Growing up immersed in social media has a tendency to make you think everyone wants to hear what you have to say.

And this is the final installment of that section.