Still better than the "Electric Shock" slots they originally had.

It's much better schadenfreude when someone bids $1 under, somehow believing that covers everything below the previous contestant.

Nonsense. Occasionally some old broad falls down and breaks a hip trying to spin the wheel. You don't want to miss that.

The loss of Wilford Brimley as a sponsor was at least as significant as the loss of Bob Barker, IMHO.

Take me first. You don't have to go to work when you're dead.

Careful… you don't want to get erect.

He Ernied the money for that car, but the cost of insurance gave him p'Oz.

Howard the Duck?

You're just looking for any excuse to see nipples.

Not allegedly. He happily admitted he banged Dian. He just disputed the notion that it was sexual harassment.

And not felt the need to overexplain the premise to dumb Americans.

The interesting thing is that Carey performed almost the exact same routine on Star Search a year or two before Carson. He was still pretty awkward on Star Search, but he apparently just did the hell out of that one routine until it was flawless, and absolutely slayed on The Tonight Show. If memory serves, his Human…

How's Lilly? How's Lilly?

You can only count BOBs who spell their names in all capital letters.

We don't say Mister…

What with the tape and all.

Which is why House and The Walking Dead have been such miserable failures.

At least buy a Golden Globe first.

That joke stands on its own… unlike certain people.

The porn parody practically writes itself.