I'd love to if you'd just move that damn cat.

As opposed to joyously dead?

Maybe it's just the one contemporary TV audience that doesn't sound like it's been bombarded with Jolt Cola and electric shocks throughout the taping.

Brian Williams will pick her up on his Uber shift.

And going lifeless without substantial medical intervention.

If you will it, it is no dream.

And increasingly fluid.

Yes, I'm sure the checks that 30 Rock cashed from Snapple and Verizon were made out to "Satire."

Don't you mean he lifted it? Because, you know, he used to have the muscles and all that? *sigh*

It's a party of Lutherans.

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Weekday afternoons on Вести. Assimilate!!!… I mean, Be There!

Seeso: The detritus of the 80s… today!

I never use "AV Club" and "productive" in the same sentence.

NBC News has been doing their "A Day in the Life of the White House" series with every president since at least Carter. While a good deal of the schedule is undoubtedly rearranged to make the day as consequential as possible, it can still provide interesting insight. I remember that the biggest decision George H.W.…

This came out at a time when I was developing my own political identity, and it nicely encapsulated everything I found insipid, hypocritical and holier-than-thou about upper-class liberalism, briefly turning me to libertarianism. So thanks, The Earth Day Special, for leading me to waste the next few years of my life.

John Ratzenberger, too.

Fox News, specifically.

I hate to say this as a Muppet fan, but The Muppet Show comes across as very dated once you remove the nostalgia factor. Particularly with the music, but the whole vaudeville / music hall aesthetic is well past its sell-by date.

I'm not sure that one will ever be officially released. It's filled with clips from tons of different sources, and I doubt they licensed them for home video.