It's also not a strong selling point to tell your customers, "Make sure you eat this entire cake in the next hour before it turns to a brick."

Since Jim Henson voiced all of his early characters, they all sound either kind of like Kermit or kind of like Rowlf.

So would Nixon. He established the EPA, put in wage and price controls, and appointed the eventual author of Roe v. Wade to the Supreme Court. Stephen Colbert has said he is an unironic fan of Nixon domestic social policies.

And do inane, non-stop personal appearances and interviews promoting the show.

*dimsmellofmoose falls through trap door in floor*

While I think the new stuff is a lot more imaginative and interesting than the previous graphics, I'm getting very, very tired of ubiquitous phone app aesthetics in show logos.

Today's show has been brought to you by the letter K, the partial word "tel," and the number One.

No, you're right. People tend to forget that Season 3 got so off the rails that the finale revolved around Abed going criminally insane and nearly cutting off Jeff's arm with a bone saw.

No no, we said stoke the fire!

They also need to have Chevy Chase give up on his long-running career as an asshole.

Hasn't he already said he's eventually going to sell it to Netflix or a network? So eventually a lot of people are going to get to see it without directly paying anything.

They're all trying to be Amazing Randi, and it just ain't working.

He's a member of Local 151… behind the firehouse.

You get a Downs vote for that one.

Technically, you can't trademark a song title, but you can trademark every way you intend to exploit the title other than the actual publishing of the song. So, for example, McLean has a trademark claim on American Pie posters, bumper stickers, greeting cards and what-not. So the producers of the movie wouldn't be…

Cellular Raheem

Groos?

Eight year olds, Dude.

Inconsiderate texting is like bad driving. I don't want to be on a highway full of wreckless speed demons… I want to be the only wreckless speed demon out there. I doubt anybody really wants to be in a theater full of other people texting, but they don't have the self control to not text. Since your average texters…

You're thinking of every episode of New Girl. The way he exaggerates vowels is such a delightful character trait!