That's also been my experience, but I have a feeling that a person in this guy's position isn't just bullshitting off the top of his head. Presumably he has spreadsheets that show that millennials are going to movies less, and research that suggests this is one reason why.

It's The Cranberries' fault?

That ending where he turned into a star child? Totally called it.

The most obnoxious person I've ever personally witnessed doing this in a theater is a 50-some-odd-year-old relative who has his own journeyman business. He insists he can't possibly ever miss a phone call or text because it might somehow cost him money.

Yes, Pee Wee, it's fine.

Did you get your How to Appear Blind training from 70s TV dramas?

Give us a minute to finish counting, Einstein.

You've missed the hidden pathos of Laverne & Shirley.

Saved by the Tinkerbell.

Bruce Dickinson: The cock of the walk, baby!

I'd say Santana would be the hardest to argue.

Pretty much every classic doo-wop group that
is still touring.

Roy! Roy-Roy-Roy!

…which lacks proper insulation.

That took intense physical training.

Makes sense about Vince Vaughn. I've been on a few sets as background, and he's the only actor I've ever heard of literally have an extra fired for looking at him.

Oh, that's not right!

Shouldn't have been, based on Dr. Handj's reputation.

Takin' care of business, Tiny E!

Yep, my life is a never-ending table of Shoney's hot fudge sundaes!