Total cost of goods' production: $18.69

Legal settlements: the only Walmart product still made in the USA.

There were also a few episodes where Rockapella wasn't there, which was painfully obvious.

Solfège sure has changed a lot under Common Core.

It had never previously occurred to me that the kids were really looking at the map upside-down. That would really fuck me up.

You're hurting Louis CK's feelings.

Absolutely Fatuous

A baloo is a bear.
A yonker is a young man.

I don't know what I was expecting…

She's lying about her hair color!

It'll be a colon day in hell before that happens.

He is not spy. He is piece of iron.

Gettin' stygi with it?

It contains both acetaminophen and caffeine. #MidolFacts

There about 50,000 species of animals on Earth that have a vertebral column. #SpinalFacts

His real name is Tramar Dillard. #FloRidaFacts

It's caused by lunar gravity. #Tidalfacts

A couple of truckloads of hair gel.

They are no longer a hot topic.

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Just watch what everybody else does, and copy it.