But think of all the money he saves on haberdashery by going topless!

Random sidebar: Did Shonda Rhimes write Big Hero 6, because I felt manipulated as hell that they killed or quasi-killed three critical characters over the course of an hour-and-a-half kids film.

As a wise fictional character once said, If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

Where does that story come from? I've read quite a bit about Stevenson's departure, and I've never heard that account before.

At least you've grown to adopt the Foghorn Leghorn vocal cadence.

There's been some talk that Leno may guest on one of the final shows. If they built that up, and then it's Elliott in his fake chin, I'll shit myself.
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I thought that both critics and the audience universally agreed that the first couple of years of Leno on Tonight were terrible.

CBS will be on hold with the Comcast attorney for 2 hours, followed by the promise of a follow-up meeting at some time the following afternoon.

Soooooooo… [sips coffee]… we're gonna need you to come in on Saturday and wack somebody. Really busy lately, m'kay? Alright…

Go to FXStorySync.com now to enjoy your four screen experience.

She also occasionally asks Siri questions that actually do require more than simple observation of the world around her.

Bruce Jenner has already been cast.

Then… dear God, what did I just yank on?

Her appeal is in inverse proportion to the fierceness of her bangs.

That toupee/girdle combo is pretty damn adorkable.

How it got in my pajamas, I'll never know.

Who played the Spanish Señor Spielbergo?

Oh, behavian!

Hey hey hey, let's not bring "research" into this.

Where's Johnny Carrotseed when you need him? Lazy bastard.