So the fact that they spend a lot of money lobbying but failed to convince the government to do patently stupid things proves… what exactly?

I can't wait for the Nancy Marchand cameo!

The people responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

Yes, just like Amadeus.

Since the campaign hasn't really started yet, should it be called Preparation H?

Skynet entered into a consent decree under threat of a lawsuit from the EEOC.

His only weakness is Sundowning.

The Apocalyptic Robot Army Next Door

Man Man! He's got all the powers of a man, except… he's a man.

Are you a fan of his Byungs, hun?

I once saw an episode of Showtime at the Apollo where a fat white comedian (sort of a proto-Ralphie May) did a very lame wordplay joke that got modest laughter. After a beat, he said, "Bitch!" for no reason, and the crowd erupted. Pretty depressing.

My apparently young friend, that used to be what they did for ALL moves that appeared on TV, until probably about 10 or 15 years ago. They would usually get the original actor to dub them, but sometimes the original actor would refuse. You haven't lived until you've watched the dubbed version of Smokey and the Bandit…

Does your dick get residuals?

College accomplishes that for about 20 years, and then it wears off as you enter Old Cootdom.

"Whom the coitus are you?"

So is pointing out that you're a college English professor. (I keed.)

Were they attached to the luscious Bill Bixby?

We aim to please.

At the wedding
"I W-2!"

[attempts to come with an actual acronym; five seconds later is distracted by the smell of ham]