For someone whose avatar is punctuation, you sure know your punctuation.

One of these days I'm going to stay home and play Dragon Warrior 2. I finally bought it on eBay shortly after the birth of my first child. I haven't had any time for Nintendo since then.

My birthday's coming up. I'll be referring everyone to this article on that day.

Kind of weird to see the same expression when he's heading toward the mouth of Sigourney Weaver or Geena Davis or Scarlett Johnanssen as when he's going toward the cheek of Richard Dreyfuss or the bald-cap of Seymour Cassel.

@zetes check out Destroyer's Rubies.

First time I saw her, people were literally saying "wow" out loud in the silent moments after she'd do an a capella line.

@zetes it's possible. Most people prefer Mass Romantic or Electric Version, it seems.

"60-Year-Old from Sonic Youth to Appear on Girls, Continues to Refuse to Age"

I was just tickled by how strongly worded your post was.

Dogs prefer to murder people who lack names.

Reitman's the Charlize Theron to Sandler's Hancock.

Best to worry that you might have had a few more good weeks than to know that you waited a few weeks too long.

I'm gonna Riddick YOUR Sackhoff!

Here, you should read this article:
http://www.ebony.com/entert…

How DARE they like a movie for which you did not enjoy the preview. Fie! Fie, I say!

Cajun Man is the exact point where for me, Sandler went from "he's funny! People in comedy are funny!" to "Holy shit this joke got old in 15 seconds and it's going to be back on my TV every other Saturday for the next 3 years."

Shakes the Clown is the only movie-Sandler I quote.

ZING

If the script called for Lorelei to be bored by a date, a pre-fame Jon Hamm wasn't going to be enough for them to rewrite it to get some Hamm/Graham chemistry on film.

@avclub-241b2421faecd6ca0aaa67cb80e8a634:disqus … but… they're BLACK!