I vote for Jeffrey Combs.

So, Benjamin Disraeli?

Maybe he should team up with that snake-oil salesman with a computer program that tells people how to make their screenplays more profitable..

Which really, is the only sensible reaction to being a main component in a Guy Ritchie plot.

I'd like to say I've turned down hatemongers for reason you state, but really I'm just completely terrified that I might get someone like that pregnant.  Were I sterile, the temptation would, ah, swell.

The men in the ring are not men; they're archetypes, avatars.  Their powers are less flashy, reliable, or improbable than a comic book superhero, but it's the same kind of stories being told.

Harold Ramis is sliced out of a lot of scenes in Ghostbusters, since Egon tends to keep to the back.  It doesn't matter much as far as the story goes, though.

What's Nintendo?

No one, I hope, derives joy or entertainment from watching poor people pick lettuce.

Berkeley Breathed, of Bloom County fame, claims to have made it in an art class in school.  I believe he spit red paint directly onto the project.

If IMDb could drink and tell jokes, it would replace me almost entirely.

People lose all sense when they're travelling.  It's like when you sit toward the back of the plane, and the second the seatbelt light turns off after landing, the dude next to (the window seat) stands up.  Where the hell are you going, jackass?

Where I work, we do it so the higher-ups can wear suits without sweating.  I'll show them, though.  One day: top hat and tails, satin spats, yeah…

Should I be worried that I assumed the "glaring asshole" persona organically?  It now seems entirely possible that it's my personality and not social armor.

Charmed.

Exuberance!

We were three young men in our twenties.  The mothers were… concerned, but it meant we had plenty of room to stretch out, since no one would sit near us.

Have you offered to buy them beer?

It was always strange to me when *any* of the staff of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton were shown being good at their jobs.  I do like that Dwight and Jim are actually a badass sales team when visiting clients, though.

These particular Narn are mostly refugees and merchants, as opposed to soldiers and veterans of the war, aren't they?