She's gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza.

Zen is bad for reasons beyond the accents, at least.

Savvy Indian chewing tobacco.  It's not just for Indians.

One of those times when my reaction was exactly the same as Bob's.  Just, "Oh, wow."

Hey Dude's poor cousin, Ahoy Dude.

Those are really nice sunglasses.  Are they government issue, or do you guys all go to the same store?

What makes baseball unique among American sports, to me anyway, is that there's no clock.  I don't like sports where a team can jump to an early lead and then stall, slow tempo, play conservatively, or whatever else falls under "clock management".  It's like they've decided not to play the sport as well as they could.

I've tried to emulate the way Dan tells the Bobby Thompson story in my own life, when trying to lure someone into my particular, um, passions.

I guess I'm just a soft touch, but I loved the running gag with the mangy dog in the back of Pitt's El Camino.

If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?!

Encyclopaedia.

Our world is drawing ever closer to parity with the world of Jem and the Holograms.  Truly, truly outrageous.

It's like a zen koan.

I would pick Harry Lime's Theme from The Third Man.  I want my friends and relatives to never be entirely sure that I'm dead.

Before?

"Hello, work?  I won't be coming in today.  I've knocked a tooth out of my head."
"How did you do that?!"
"An excellent question.  I have no idea."

He's certainly the greatest natural athlete.  The question is how one should rank innate talent against things like commitment, perserverance, training and other things skinny losers like me prefer as the criteria.

I maintain that hating (as opposed to being indifferent to) the Princess Bride doesn't automatically make someone a bad person.  It does mean that they're incapable of deriving joy from moving pictures, however, so one has to take that into account when dealing with them.

I find the strongest argument in favor of that movie is to watch the Alec Guinness version.  When you see what the Coens managed to do with the source material, it makes you respect their version a lot more.

Fascist pig square's nest.