I'm older than you and I think my life was going OK when that song came out.  I certainly enjoyed a lot of what was on the radio.  But fucking "Save Tonight"!  Hello, I'd like to request a song about a douche being a douche in the douchiest way possible?  Can I get one that was in the Top 40 and completely unavoidable…

Actually, I would love that.  That is one of the only songs I've rabidly hated that I could actually explain why I hated it (though not right now, as I've fortunately not heard it in several years).

Actually, I would love that.  That is one of the only songs I've rabidly hated that I could actually explain why I hated it (though not right now, as I've fortunately not heard it in several years).

I love two of those things myself.  I will not be ashamed!

I love two of those things myself.  I will not be ashamed!

"I Am the Bullgod"?  All these years I thought he was claiming to be some kind of Pool God.  I was able to get some joy out of that, thinking he was singing about cleaning people's swimming pools…

"I Am the Bullgod"?  All these years I thought he was claiming to be some kind of Pool God.  I was able to get some joy out of that, thinking he was singing about cleaning people's swimming pools…

Actually, my affection for David Lee Roth as a performer informed my dismay at the personality on display (apparently) in his book… 

Actually, my affection for David Lee Roth as a performer informed my dismay at the personality on display (apparently) in his book… 

Here in Charleston, we have something known as the "Piss Patrol" to counter that effect.  It's only funny when you consider that power washing horse waste from the streets is an actual, 21-century job.

Here in Charleston, we have something known as the "Piss Patrol" to counter that effect.  It's only funny when you consider that power washing horse waste from the streets is an actual, 21-century job.

I would like to hear how his narcissism compares with David Lee Roth's…  I read both articles and I am more offended by this one (stuff about sick kids and whatnot), but Roth also stood out in my mind as more delusional than average.

I would like to hear how his narcissism compares with David Lee Roth's…  I read both articles and I am more offended by this one (stuff about sick kids and whatnot), but Roth also stood out in my mind as more delusional than average.

I can't stop laughing!!!  Thanks!  How would you suggest hazing writers with it, by they way?

I can't stop laughing!!!  Thanks!  How would you suggest hazing writers with it, by they way?

Same here, except I saw and like "The Matrix."  The New Yorker critic gave it a crummy review, so I didn't see it in the theater and didn't expect to like it.  It may have benefitted from that "no expectations" thing…

Same here, except I saw and like "The Matrix."  The New Yorker critic gave it a crummy review, so I didn't see it in the theater and didn't expect to like it.  It may have benefitted from that "no expectations" thing…

I know they didn't show anyone actually using crack in that movie, but I seem to remember someone talking about it and saying, "It makes every part of your body into the tip of a penis!"
Also, I'm pretty sure it was a female character saying that.  It's the only description of smoking crack that I've ever heard, but…

I know they didn't show anyone actually using crack in that movie, but I seem to remember someone talking about it and saying, "It makes every part of your body into the tip of a penis!"
Also, I'm pretty sure it was a female character saying that.  It's the only description of smoking crack that I've ever heard, but…

I have seen:
The Matrix
Seven
Starship Troopers
LA Confidential
Trainspotting
T2
Ed Wood
Raise the Red Lantern
Heavenly Creatures
The Blair Witch Project
The Limey