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@avclub-5d213468da8857324393c707fb3f6f67:disqus , Kaneshiro Takeshi is also the best reason to watch "House of Flying Daggers."  I'd like to see more of his movies, actually.  By which I mean he is indisputably hot.

Dammit, @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus , you're making me want to watch this movie now!  Is it available for streaming?  Because my coffee-house-based interest in it will not last long enough for me to obtain a DVD in the mail…

Dammit, @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus , you're making me want to watch this movie now!  Is it available for streaming?  Because my coffee-house-based interest in it will not last long enough for me to obtain a DVD in the mail…

You should have rented the other "Crash."  It would have at least given you something to talk about!

You should have rented the other "Crash."  It would have at least given you something to talk about!

Well, I had to watch "Grand Canyon" and then write a paper about it's "realistic" depictions of adult issues for a grad school class I was in at the time.  Lucky for smartass former me, the professor limited the length of the paper so as not to permit my telling her what an awful movie it was.  She had us break into

Well, I had to watch "Grand Canyon" and then write a paper about it's "realistic" depictions of adult issues for a grad school class I was in at the time.  Lucky for smartass former me, the professor limited the length of the paper so as not to permit my telling her what an awful movie it was.  She had us break into

I have always disliked Zhang Ziyi.  She was a big distraction from the general lusciousness of the actors in House of Flying Daggers.
Anyway, she's beautiful, but she always plays such bratty characters!

I have always disliked Zhang Ziyi.  She was a big distraction from the general lusciousness of the actors in House of Flying Daggers.
Anyway, she's beautiful, but she always plays such bratty characters!

See, I thought he came off well in that article.  Then again, I had just figured him for the biggest douche of all time, so maybe my expectations had something to do with my reading of the article…

See, I thought he came off well in that article.  Then again, I had just figured him for the biggest douche of all time, so maybe my expectations had something to do with my reading of the article…

Lucky for you, you can't actually see him when you watch "Dilbert!"

Lucky for you, you can't actually see him when you watch "Dilbert!"

I wondered why I didn't bother to read past the first sentence!

I wondered why I didn't bother to read past the first sentence!

Dickshit

Dickshit

Tell my wife…. Hello

Tell my wife…. Hello

I just re-listened to that album this week.  It's as awesome as I remember from college.  It was so nice to be able to say that.