The night was moist.

Just convince yourself it will be horrible. Terrible. Yup, they'll screw this one up bigtime. That is what I'm telling myself. You'll free yourself of disappointment and potentially be pleasantly surprised.

Who's doing that soundtrack? Is that Dokken?

GoT2: Return of the Sexposition

Well played, sir.

You can't see that his pants are pulled halfway down. When did that start… the 80s? If so… HOW IS THAT STILL A THING?!

But did he ad lib all that "Savvy?"

Not a DC person but I'm excited about this. I hope they get it right.

To reverse things a bit…. after Ant Man, I loved Michael Pena. Loved him, loved Ant Man. He just seemed like one of those guys that's fun and down to earth and would easily get along w/ an ordinary moe like me. So I Googled him. Yeah, if you like someone don't do that. Scientologist. I can try to justify it by…

There's probably a tube of Astroglide inside the handles of those high tech umbrellas.

Dexter gear?

I laughed at the last joke because I thought of the movie as a tongue-in-cheek (hmmm) send up of the Bond movies. Suggesting anal sex was just so terribly ungallant and something you would never even comprehend seeing in a Bond movie… like eating McDonald's in the lair of the arch villain.

The Mahdi of Melody?

Nomination for Best Performance by a Set of Teeth: David Thewlis

Ramona…

"Performance artist"

Helen Mirren as Patton. Amy Schumer as Harry Callahan. Tina Fey as Colonel Kurtz. Oh, isn't this fun!

Jaden Smith as Marty McFly…? ohgod no ohgod ohgod **HEEEEAAAVE!**

Hey c'mon Fan Bingbing was Blink in Days of Future Past. IMDB says she was also Tina in a movie called Kung Fu Hip Hop. She was also Red Vulture. She was Pansy in a movie called Stretch, which sounds kinda hot.

I wouldn't worry about it until Luke says,