Military police state…? You're trolling right? Either that or you're with the NRA.

Saw this last night. Amazing. Genuinely moving. You can tell Jackman put his all into this movie. A far, far, far cry from that lousy Apocalypse movie last year. Not sure where the X-men franchise can go from here but I know they'll figure something out and it probably won't be as good. If they can keep it at an…

Go and see them, you'll get your money's worth.

They can watch 300.

You forgot Outlander. It's beefcakey, man-rapey time travel, but time travel all the same.

Starting to think that The Eye is Haller's "dark mirror" equivalent that heroes often face. He seems to be a powerful mutant that has control over his powers. He's able to walk through a room of flying bullets without worries. He chases his enemies at the menacing, lumbering pace of Jason Voorhees. I guess it's an…

Yeah this is easily my new favorite show. Even the comedy they work into the story is excellent. The using-his-powers to escape the ice gesticulations were hilarious, but before that the explosively obnoxious jazz and exasperating beat poetry also had me laughing. Nothing seems to cooperate with Haller, not his…

Not a fan of Michael Mann. Is that sacrilege? Public Enemies, Heat, Miami Vice to me broke down like this:

Thanks for the Desperado love. Just watched that the other day and I can't believe how much ridiculous fun that movie is. Great action, great music, great comedy. It deserves more accolades that it gets. The opening scene w/ Steve Buscemi was classic. Steve Fucking Buscemi!

Commentary Tracks of the Damned! I miss that!

I'm sure Jadis is missing a toe.

Sorry, Spidey. They're going to do Gwenom as well.

Not hairy at all as far as you can tell and she doesn't even smoke cigars. A travesty. At the very least they should have her crush a few cans of Schlitz.

Please stop w/ the Hitler.

I hope he's as good as the kid was in the Spawn movie.

Fantastic Teats and Where to Find Them

"Why'd you say it twice?"
"I said I didn't."
You know, because of the echo.

My Life as a Zucchini

You know you're all thinking about porn parodies: Hidden Fingers

Best Adapted Comic. C'mon Hollywood, you know the Oscar ratings would jump. And I want Meryl Streep out there presenting that fucker.