This isn't going to work. I'm not even a Hollywood executive and I know that. C'mon people.

Loved every issue of it. Probably because I both hate and love superheroes at the same time and it was incredible.

That series was incredible. One of my favorites. I've hated almost everything else down with the character since. Don't even get me started on the horrible Hal Jordon as Spectre arc…

I haven't bought a comic book in… awhile but wow I think I need to get this. That Spectre shit is GOLD.

Schmaltzy drama! I love it man. I mean, a little Meat Loaf goes a LONG way.

Beyond amazing. Amazeballs. Go see them live while you can, it's the worlds best show.

Obviously grow out the back, ponytail, maybe a goatee and BAM, watch the ladies get wet.

He didn't tell anyone to get a sex worker today! And he could have! I mean, everyone could get a sex worker!

I really, really, really want this show to be good but seems like the word on the street is that it's pretty mediocre. Hopefully it picks up.

This makes me very sad.

Man, it's really sad to see isn't it? Poor guy, I can't imagine losing something so important to my life and have it there, just out of reach (pun intended).

Oh man he was so in that Uwe Boll movie. Just chewing the scenery while there were boobs all around him. It was easily the best scene in that dreadful film.

Shouldn't everyone have a soft spot for Bat Out of Hell? It's fucking fantastic. You're as likely to find it on my playlist in between Neurosis and Dillinger as anything else.

I don't think it's "better" or "worse" than Last Week Tonight. They're drastically different shows. I think they compliment each other quite well myself.

Power hour with her and Oliver? I'm IN. Where do I contribute?

We've all been there. Balls deep in Marion Cotillard when our wife, Angelina Jolie walks in on us. Sure we expected things to take a surprisingly sexy path when we said, "Look honey, I found us that unicorn you wanted" but instead we became the bad guy in all this. No good deed I tell you what.

YOU GUYS.

Holy shit, these guys are gonna summon Ann Coulter if they aren't careful.

The sketch where he's dying from drinking too much tea changed my life. I was probably t0o young to understand it but all I knew was that it was hilarious, dark and creepy and the funnies thing I'd ever seen. I saw it after I had already become obsessed with The Neverending Story and for some reason they just worked…

Seriously, 3 kids, work and school and they not only find time for sex almost every day but he's jacking off like a school child and napping? I call bullshit. Biggest fake letter ever.