No but it does end with Godzilla fucking a bunch of people in an orgasmic gang-bang so hey actually yeah, you nailed it, that is how it ends.

Careful with all those "woops" buddy, you'll attract juggalos.

Seriously. That computer got LAID after the crew left.

You know what other Dan Savage, how hard is it to tell "Perspiring Over Relationship Now" that she should hire her husband a gay sex worker and not be ashamed of it?

PASS. I'm waiting for the reverse, reverse gender versions of these films.

This new guy sucks. He's got no idea how to answer these questions the way old Dan would.

Yeah, NIN is industrial via pop music. Thats not a bad thing mind you. It's what happens when you let a guy who loves Devo and Skinny Puppy make music. It's a very good thing.

Totally agree. I still love "Rite of Shiva", mainly because it's so hilariously silly.

It's easily the best Machines of Loving Grace song ever.

I agree. It's definitely a product of it's time but I think it holds up pretty well.

Now that soundtrack is a serious piece of work. Just incredible.

No Remorse is amazing. You sir are now titled Duke Wrong of the East Wrongingtons.

Oh god yes. The Spawn Album. I still fucking listen to that album semi-regularly. Some really awesome and some really stupid songs on it. All equally fun.

Fantastic write up. Incredibly accurate and I say that as another person who spent his teen years near Dallas.

I'm excited to try and navigate the absolute worst interface possible then giving up in frustration and torrenting something instead.

His Office character never jived for me either, EXCEPT when they did the episode where he talked and played his synth project. It was… breathtakingly amazing.

Best line of the night.

If you haven't figured it out by now, both here and other places, there's some weird huge chip on everyone's shoulder against DC movies. There's so much safety in the Marvel films that people just seem enraged that anyone would step outside of their formula.

The baby was never real. Or it was, then it wasn't.

Milk bottles represent their hopes and dreams that keep getting left outside their door that they have to bring inside so the milk (hopes and dreams) doesn't spoil and turn into rotten milk (desperation and nightmares). Maybe. I don't know. Or maybe they feed the baby regular milk because they're idiots? Who knows.…