That's fair, like I've said, I don't know the etiquette for online dating. But I still struggle with the idea that a person who isn't interested in another type of person can't have the preference without losing their "ally" status. I dunno, that just… feels off I guess?

Look, I've never done any online dating so I'm no authority, but from what my friends who have tell me there's a MASSIVE amount of people misleading and wasting each others time and wading through all the bullshit is just exhausting. I'm struggling with the idea that a person in that position can't say, "BTW, here's…

Does it? For the life of me I really having a hard time seeing how this isn't a way to make everyone's life easier by not wasting each others time?

This is what I came here to say too. I'm struggling with the idea that a person can't have a sexual preference and express that without becoming an enemy of all the other people she isn't interested in having sex with?

I think they should write 3 or 4 reviews, all based on what the reviewers imagine will happen.

Have you been spying on me?

Good! As long as they continue to be overstuffed, mediocre in their storytelling and generally forgettable*!

They asked me and I wrote a treatment for it, it was just Don drinking, quietly, in a dark room for the first 15 minutes. Then he has sex with a bunch of different women for like 35 minutes, only pausing to smoke and question the meaning of existence occasionally and once he called Sally and called her the "c-word"…

Hairy-Shoulders Bane was my favorite action figure. You could swap out different length hair on his arms. He kept finding his way into the bucket I kept my Village People toys though… which kind of made sense.

That's what I'm saying! It's, in my opinion, a far better film than Cube (which isn't a bad film, just… not a "good" film if you know what I'm saying).

We're not NOT talking about Ice Cube.

Wait, wait, wait, "Cube" is better than "Splice"? I mean, I love Cube for what it is but… I fail to see how "Splice" is a problem on his resume.

A-fucking-men.

ANNA TORB! I'll watch pretty much anything with her in it.

^THIS GUY GETS IT. You, me, a XXL Pizza and my laserdisc of Chinatown 2: 2 Racist 4 Reals

Maybe it's because I accidentally wrote "but" instead of "by". My bad. I'm no grammar snob but I do type faster than I should sometimes.

I want to give a fuck, I just couldn't get to the Fuck-Mart for more. Besides, aren't we supposed to ration our fucks these days? For the war?

I'm just fucking around. I don't even have a VHS of Chinatown.

I'm no film snob, just a lowly famous directors penis, but I just can't bring myself to give even one fuck for the Fisting Furiously series. I like action films and I've heard these are pretty good but… I dunno. I got no fucks to give for it I guess.

I cannot wait to listen to this. I love, these! guys.