Shit, I really thought Rick was gonna take the ride all the way to crazy town last night. Turns out he stopped halfway and announced "New Crazytown" which is kind of crazy and kind of lime, ok, sure.

"and split as soon as we realized Nine Inch Nails’ live show was indistinguishable from their album played at high volume."
Whelp, this guys an idiot.

I don't think anyone actually "saw" it either. It's just that kind of movie where you watch it and then your mind kind of goes blank about 10 minutes in and then you snap out of it during the credits and your dick is in your large soda and you have popcorn stuffed down your pants.

How did I end up on Buzzfeed?

This is going to be so terrible. I cannot wait.

Did anyone "like" Cosmopolis? I mean, I was kind of fascinated by it when I watched it but I didn't "like" it.

Not that I ever hoped for much, but I wouldn't mind Dornan having gotten a big career boost from this. That guy just killed (get it?) it in The Fall.

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Wait, is this where Dan Savage jumps in to tell us about how AWESOME it is to be a 15 year old that gets double teamed by a couple older guys?

I guess, and I understand that "rape" was the furthest thing from his mind when he wrote it, telling a dude to stop being a dick to his girlfriend was priority. But thats the problem. Even unintended his comment makes raping 15 year olds sound like it's just an awesome time for everyone, rather than VERY illegal and…

It doesn't really make a difference because either way none of his language made it clear adults shouldn't be fucking kids, in fact it made it sound AWESOME! I'd much rather that he discuss how not every illegal experience is traumatic but that every time an adult fucks a minor it's both a)illegal and b) a serious…

That too. There's reasons why there are sex therapists though. Hell, even a good Marriage and Family Therapist is needed here. But yeah, at least use the vibrator together. It's a lot easier to cheat than to get help.

Holy shit. This is one of the worst columns I've read by Dan.

Yeah, this movie fucked me up as a kid. Between it, The Secret of NIMH and The Neverending Story it made me the man I am today.

It's called, "presenting". As her mate you should be aware of these things.

Oooh, which theater? The Lagoon? I'd love to see it again in the the theater.

Interesting! Well I'm glad she got the message, especially the ending, which is such a fantastic look at how people survive and live with trauma.

This is fantastic news.

Holy shit, a) I love your name and b) you let a 12 year old see this? Fuck dude. Thats fucked up.

Yup. You know how Stephen King would write things like, "and that was the last good memory he would have before his son was killed" or something like that and it sets up this dread because you SEE the horrible thing coming, a freight train of grief and bad that you can't dodge? Thats what the storybook does and it…