GODDAMMIT I GOT SERVED.

The down voters are out in full force today. Must have been linked to on www.footballers4life.com

Also, you kids turn down your music and get off my motherfucking lawn.

100% agree. It's weird.

Here's whats really going on, whoever mentioned the "Gawker" thing hit the nail on the head. Shit like this: PAGEVIEWS. Because it gets shares and pisses people off, etc, etc.

Your mom did. Oh snap.

Alright, fine. I'll get stop being annoyed at all the excitement over football and I will excited about the super bowl. Fine. You win.

Or with down votes!

Hey everyone, if you mention you don't like football or give a shit about the Superbowl then the nerds at the avclub will come to the defense of their sports and beat the living shit out of you… WITH WORDS.

Ha! Should have been QOTSA. Doh!

That makes sense.

Look, I agree. 100%. I'm just saying if that rushing out to let some dude give you anal in the back of his mom's car isn't going to "fix" this ladies marriage, it's going to end it and Dan damn well knows that. Thats kind of what is pissing me off here, he gave her advice that will (finally) destroy whatever is left…

Massive line or not, going out to cheat on the person you married isn't something you just come back from. Go get some mother fucking therapy from a good, licensed, mother fucking marriage and family therapist and if your spouse is still refusing and you, for some fucking reason, still want to be in that marriage…

Oh, I'm not talking about her singing, I just want her to have sex with a giant wall socket or something.

I cannot wait for her Unplugged. If it's not a wonderful train wreck I'll be so dissapointed.

Fair enough, I tend to think he veers between "competent" (Benjamin Button, Panic Room, The Game) and "really fucking good" (Se7en, TGWTDT, Zodiac, House of Cards) and occasionally hits "totally perfect" (The Social Network).

"If your husband is against an open marriage in principle—if he insists that you remain “monogamous” to him—tell him what he wants to hear and fuck other men regardless."

Uwe Boll/Budget rate Bulgarian keyboard guy

Care to elaborate?

Holy shit you are NOT joking. Thats some serious bullshit.