Which is kind of what I assume they will end up doing but I'm hoping we will actually be treated to something bigger.

Uh, Lindsey Buckingham also played on the most recent NIN album and Reznor did some work on the most recent NIN album.

This is an amazing album. More people need to buy it and listen to it and murder a loved one then hide the body in the basement, probably under the floorboards or if it's a dirt basement you can just dig a grave and cover it with shit to scare away the cops, like used rubbers and smoldering tires. I think "Remurdered"…

Man, if I had a penny for every time a woman stuck her hands in my underwear but didn't touch my dick.

DID HE?

Babysit me!

How Bryan Cranston doesn't even get on the billing just blows my mind. The man is a monster performer. Fuck Coachella.

Seriously.

Wait, is this the sequel to Garden State? Zach Braff got HOT. Damn.

The important thing here is that we, the internet all unite to tell Hollywood that NO! We don't want AFFLECK WE WANT FIREFLY BACK GODDAMMIT JOSS WHEDON WHY DID *SPOILER* WALSH HAVE TO DIE????

He sure as shit didn't do it to go play Batman BECAUSE BEN AFFLECK IS BATMAN. Where are your crack reporters NOW AVCLUB???

Man. Am I the only one turned on by the Amy Grant medley?

Were we talking about penises?

Can we just get to the part where we all advocate for Nathan Fillion to be Batman?

Well sure. Of course I'll watch this. It's like, funny but real life you know? Plus, sperm.

People on Superman Returns: NOT ENOUGH PUNCHING SHIT!
People on Man of Steel: WAY TO MUCH PUNCHING SHIT!

It's Ministry, I mean, what exactly where we expecting? Besides, this will look fantastic on a nice grey sweater.

Goddammit. I told Snyder, sure, it's a great movie and most people will love it, but if you don't make Clark and Lois hipsters then the AV Club is gonna piss all over this! And look who was right. I hope Snyder can sleep at night. I sure can't.

Fergies looking pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Best Black Eyed Peas song I've ever heard.