What If..
If Pia Zadora married Trent Lott we would have to call her Pia Lott!

I know I'm late but I saw "Little Big Man" and the original "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory" in the moving picture establishment.

Fishing
I just got back from fishing in Northern Wisconsin

Bale is a one trick pony. I think he can suck my left nut as soon as he is done with TWBAN's.

You got sick to death of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?

XTC
Alright, I didn't have time to read every post but the song ends with "The marriage be undone" not "The marriage be annuld".

Gene Wilder sis not fuck up my childhood like he did Joe's, but I can attribute two and a half years of additional bed wetting to him.

Taco Doritos
The original taco Doritos back in the late seventies were quite awseome. I have no way of knowing if they have actually changed since then, but they don't seem to taste as good now 30 years later.

Curtains & Shit
She started out selling some curtain related B.S. on the Home Shopping Network. She has no cooking background. Her background is in curtains & shit.

Samoan,

As one of the Elders on this site, I have to say I was past my Music Douche phase by the mid 80's.

NPR Voices?

I can't understand why any superstar would not give the time for TAL or Prairie Home Companion for that matter. I see no downside.

Radio Lab has the potential to be very good. The two guys just need to keep their yaps shut one in a while.

I have a slightly perverted love/hate thing going on for Krista Tippet. Listening to "Speaking of Faith" makes me want to make sweet angry love to her.

Prairie Home Companion

Overall, I say the three Max movies are all wonderful, but they each get a little worse. I think the first was the tits, bleaker with creepier villians.

I've only seen pickled pigs feet, pickled turkey gizzards & pickled eggs at the local store. I love the eggs, even make 'em myself. I just could never get around to the pickled meat.

I hear sea kittens taste like fish.

I pledge to wype my hand on my pants after I sneeze before I shake your hand.