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Bipolar Man
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That's ridiculous!

I don't know what's worse, this, or that time he played the creepy kid in The Polar Express!

LOL

They're still open… in the same way Kmart is still a store.

Don't have a Marcab, man.

You know, that is not the first time someone has said that to him. Exactly quote and all.

Well, they threatened national security. What would you have us call it? "North Korea's Happy Fun Time Death Threats"?

I hope you're not insinuating that the PlayStation Network hack implies that Sony as a whole has bad security. The FBI even said that this hack would've bypassed 90% off all security in use, including government security, but hey, let's ignore that, it's obviously Sony's fault 'cause PSN, am I right?

I blame Jim Abrahams. If it wasn't for him and his Hot Shot films depicting the brutal assassination of respected world leader Saddam Hussein we wouldn't be in this mess right now!

And snack.

"I think early 2000s blockbusters are going to date the worst when it comes to the history of cinema."

That wouldn't happen to be Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel would it? The story of a man and his steam shovel who can't compete with the new diesel shovels, but the steam shovel (who is alive apparently) named Mary Anne manages to prove her worth in the end by building the basement for a town hall by the end of the

Only orcs deal in absolutes!

American Dad! gets snubbed again. Unsurprising, considering how it's never made the list before and never will. But still disappointing, even more so considering that the AV Club refuses to recognize it even exists.

Let's not get carried away.

Wow. We got really good episodes of both The Flash and Supernatural tonight.

To put that into context, he made three movies of varying degrees of quality that tried to appeal to both adults and children alike, while using his own money to finance them.

It'll be funny when people start complaining about Disney releasing constant spin-offs and new films each year.

Being a fan of a franchise is often not a good idea though.

Michael Bay is directing?