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Indeed

Speaking of sexy Abraham Lincolon costumes, I know someone who went as Gaybraham Lincoln last year from Electric Six's music video for "Gay Bar" It was totally hot.

agreed, bucky. and for some reason that effect makes me think of the family guy(?) scene w/ sandra bullock and keanu from the lakehouse.
"oh look! my hillshire farms package is here!"

santos, isn't that what john's beard is really about? thinly veiled and all.

why did i read that as "i don't know if she can sling a dick"? and is that apropo?