Corleone: He wasn't "lured," he was going to receive a legitimate award. The petition expressed outrage that the film festival he was traveling to was not seen as some sort of international safe haven for rapists, that the authorities had the GAUL to arrest him at an event for movie industry people.

I don't see how it could be considered an unfair trial when he pleaded guilty. Also: Dorkus, that poem made my day.

What really angered me…
I mean, obviously the rape itself is the most upsetting part of the whole thing, but that big long list of Hollywood douches who came out as pro-Polanski when he was arrested made me not want to watch movies anymore. "Hey, you can't arrest him. HE'S AN ARTIST!" Those elitist pricks would be…

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE FUN OF FRAMPTON, THAT'S ALL. *sob*

I knew someone would accuse me of trying for firsties/secondies. NOT SO.

The second worst thing to ever come alive.
The first was Frampton.

The N. Korea part of the book was amazing. When I finished reading the book, I thought to myself that if I were ever to adapt something into a TV series, that would be it. It's episodic and yet it all ties together and it all just WORKS. It would pretty much have to have the biggest budget ever, though, because of…

Why would ANYONE's mom care about Bruce Campbell?

Hey, my question was answered.
That's a fun thing to wake up to in the morning. I should point out that I was being histrionic when I called our debates over Toy Story 3 and Beastie Boys "bitter" and "acrimonious." We have fun debating the few things we actually disagree on, on account of we're intellectual equals…

I'm in Michigan. No franchise for me unless and until they have complied with applicable pre-sale registration and disclosure requirements in my jurisdiction.

Somebody dropped acid before writing his Newswire post.
Mr. O'Neal?

Not my favorite of Jeunet's films
But I still have a soft spot for Delicatessen. City of Lost Children is my personal favorite of his. And as much as I tried to hate Amelie because I was bitter and cynical at the time it came out, I couldn't. I had substantial problems with it, but it still made me smile. Sorry, I…

It had some occasional brilliance. The Scooby Doo episode was just awesome. I don't remember much of it other than that, though.

The Internet!
Where any attempt at profit is met with wild howls of derision.

Aaaand here comes the onslaught of ironic misogyny.

I just read the Armond White article.
Is that guy for real? I don't think I've ever read a more ridiculous review in my life. Oh please, please tell me he wasn't being intentionally ironic.

This made me laugh.
"Here's hoping the finished product is the story of a small-time hood who tries rising through the ranks of organized crime, only to be abandoned by everyone he's ever known because they all find him super annoying now." Fantastic.

Just for a laugh
They Should replace him with Ricky Gervais.

If he were a little shorter he might make a good Penguin, though.

This puts hate into my heart.
Screw you, Bravo. If you were actually on my cable lineup, I wouldn't watch you.