Who do we call to make this happen?

"Nice of them to also outfit Guinan with a miniature gigantic hat."

Crayola box in the sky, I can fly twice as high …

I ALSO LEARNED THAT FROM FASHION IT SO AND ALSO I LOVE FASHION IT SO.

THERE ARE FOUR … well you know.

Wait
That Full House episode really happened??

Wait
That Full House episode really happened??

I hope my Captain Picard and #1 ceramic salt and pepper shakers get chosen this year! *ohpleaseohpleaseohplease*

"Plus it would actually undercut the weird undertones"

I'd like to become like WC if only so that I could travel through the power of thought. It beats paying baggage fees.

Epon, I always think of Q as helpful despite himself.

You're right, that's a good one. But the "(but more nutritions)" slays me!

No, it's the actress. She can end you and also loves puppies.

Like I said last week: no one (important) has to die!

This is the greatest sentence you've ever written.
" … while I love de Lancie, his performance would be more suited to the munchable scenery of the first Trek, as opposed to this new Enterprise's less edible (but more nutritious) backgrounds."

WIZARDS

"I always took Troi's sexual aggressiveness in "Man of the People" as tied into her Betazoid physiology."

I always liked the Iconians! And their crazy gateways!

*sigh* Ven ve voke up, ve had these wodies.

I follow Wil on Twitter. And read his blogs. He's pretty funny.