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Let's get the boring stuff out of the way first.

Would it not be glorious if the A.V. Club supplanted their lackluster games review section with Zero Punctuation? That way I would never again have to weed through all the stupid shit on the escapist page again! It's the best of both worlds.

I agree about the small text, Cork. Dead Rising was worse, though! It was unplayable for me because I could never read what the fucking objective was.

Emile Hirsch isn't in Wristcutters. So you like Patrick Fugit.

I think what Mr. Lincoln is saying is that Moore has put himself in a precarious position by railing against the rich while he stands to profit substantially from this work. He cannot claim to be wholly on the side of the little man since he has climbed so far above them. He's rich, so maybe he shouldn't be telling…

First with the bear suit, then without, then with both parties inside the bear suit while covered in thousand island dressing.

"their actual connection to myserious forces governing the universe. "

They mostly come out at night….mostly.

In dreams… I walk with you.
In dreams… I talk… to YOU.

I've got an organ I'd like to donate to a hot chick.
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The organ is my penis.

Why didn't you change the address on your netflix account to your home address for the week? It's instantaneous, baby!

There is gonna be a war, man. Between the blacks and the whites. You won't even need a uniform.

Is it possible to fail at the declaration of failure. If so, I suggest that Mr. Dave die in a fire after a drawn out battle with canceraids.

I thoroughly enjoyed him with Starbuck in White Noise 2.

Yes.

There is a line for that too. NO CUTTING.

Then I would have had to have worked the word 'fail' into mine.

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR AN EXTERMINATOR?

Wow
Two F movies in two weeks. is this a….wait for it… first?

I believe
that you have Justin Long's and Kevin Connolly's roles swapped. I'm sure no one cares.