In the Nick of Time: Ten Characters Who Cut Themselves Shaving

Ah, I remember the big lecture we had in high school bio on "MOLECULES." It mostly was our teacher yelling "MOLECULES!" over and over while holding weird models of CN3O2.

Ah, I remember the big lecture we had in high school bio on "MOLECULES." It mostly was our teacher yelling "MOLECULES!" over and over while holding weird models of CN3O2.

Is the CIA agent retarded? But, like, only sorta?

Is the CIA agent retarded? But, like, only sorta?

He cried last night, he died a million deaths.

He cried last night, he died a million deaths.

"Warning: This eggbeater beats eggs"

"Warning: This eggbeater beats eggs"

I think "Don't Know How to Party" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones came out in 1992. That is a good song, probably my favorite by them.

I think "Don't Know How to Party" by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones came out in 1992. That is a good song, probably my favorite by them.

Heh, the Disposible Heroes. Those guys took heavy-handed to a different LEVEL.

Heh, the Disposible Heroes. Those guys took heavy-handed to a different LEVEL.

I'm partial to 1992, as it has Copper Blue and also I was born then.

I'm partial to 1992, as it has Copper Blue and also I was born then.

I preferred it when it was "Big Fat Liar" starring Frankie Muniz in the Jeremy Irons role

I preferred it when it was "Big Fat Liar" starring Frankie Muniz in the Jeremy Irons role

What the fuck ARE those things?

What the fuck ARE those things?

Seeing him at the 9:30 club later this week. Exciting!