And I am going to Reseda!

Man, remember when David Alan Grier was supposed to be the next big thing in comedy? He sure is good at playing caricatures of slaves!

Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger, whose drum intro [hitting the snare a lot really fast] sounds exactly the same as XTC's "Sergeant Rock is Going to Help Me."

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I give that back-tracking self-effacement a C

HELLO I AM AN ASSHOLE WHO ASSIGNS EVERYTHING A GRADE

Related comment/username? A-

Featuring Sweet, Matthew Sweet, Sugar, and Sugar Ray!

Yeah, the whole "praying for the octopus" thing just seems like a way to try to alleviate your guilt from EATING A GODDAMN LIVE ANIMAL.

I think my favorite memory of 9th grade is getting carried and trapped under an overturned soccer goalpost and having soccer balls pelted at me while my gym teacher watched passively.

Yeah, that was a good episode. 

Apparently my AV meta-fu is weak because I forget what article this is. I liked Steve's writing in Laugh Track, back when that was a thing.

Man, that's the weirdest complaint I think I could imagine about a strawberry cheesecake kit-kat bar— it was too "predictable."

hey you're right, great job knowing what my mind did

No, he meant the article, he hadn't read it yet

I read that as "rabbi dog."

Talented, hateable teenage daughters!

Yes, this article is clearly imploring you to have sympathy for Abby Elliot. Good reading.

Oh God, I can't do any*t*hing right!

Lep in the hood, up to no good