Track Listing
1. "Mic Check"
2. "Michael Warms Up a Little"
3. "Outtake of Thriller Where Michael Messes Up Second Line"
4. "Michael Says 'Woo' A Lot"
5. "Studio Banter, pt. 1"
6. "Studio Banter, pt. 2"
7. "A Melody Michael Was Working On, then Discarded"
8. "Michael Hums 'Bad'"
9. "Michael Experiments With the Prerecorded…

Jim Belushi in Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe
Basil Rathbone in First Spaceship on Venus, or something like that

Joysticks
Some bits of this showed up on Found Footage Fest's website a while back. It looked like a punishingly generic 80s "sex comedy."

I briefly considered saying thieveried, but decided against it.

My God!
This is almost as shocking and important as the revelation Men at Work thefted from Kookabura to make Down Under!

I was flipping through some comedy and heard him do a bit that just took forever to get off the ground… lots of "I'm nervous" and f-bombs played for comedy. If a lot of people here like him, I'll give him a second chance, but what I heard took forever and wasn't particularly funny.

man I'm waiting for someone to say something like that who turns out to be, like, Dave Eggers or something

Daniel Tosh approval rating on these boards: Up 35%

"Honestly, I'd be a little pissed if there is a global Jewish conspiracy to control the media; I haven't been receiving my checks."- Neil Steinberg

I'm a quarter Jewish but have a Jewish name, which means I get to be offended by Jew jokes AND eat ham!

The premise of Crossballs sounded so good I had to look it up. Watched it on Youtube. It was pretty good. One thing I don't quite understand is if the studio audience was live and laughing at the things the fake guys said. If it was, wouldn't that kind of mess it all up?

At first I was kind of sympathetic to the "WHERE'S LORETTA LYNN?" and "WHERE'S TOWNES?" crowd, but now I just sort of find them annoying. Eventually, we'll get there, okay? You're certainly not going to argue that this guy is unimportant, yeah? Hold your trousers.

This overgrown fetus faces a difficult choice…

Why the long face?

Gay, Straight or Taken? I always wanted to do a spinoff- Straight, Serial Killer, or Hermit? The results may surprise you!

eh

So wait
Is Mick Jagger going to be playing a character throughout all 40 years?
How are they going to explain that? "I was born with a rare disorder that causes me to look like I've gone through a lifetime of hard drugs."

Juan the Owl, sorry if I'm not open-minded enough to stare at bullshit scribbles for hours.

In past posts, I've claimed to be a CIA case officer, a video game programmer for EA, a high school student/ prom king, a 4 year old girl, and a mid-level art museum curator.

Went to a museum in Maine
That was centered on Jamie Wyeth, Basquiat, and one other dude whom I'm forgetting but is pretty important.
Of the three, Wyeth was easily the most talented. Basquiat's stuff was the least appealing. Most of it looked like the parodies of modern art Kinkade-loving cranks churn out.
I was…