1: 'Scratched into the whitewashed concrete with a key: “SG WAS HERE.”'
Presumably he was using the screws he was toying around with. I figured it was symbolic of him being "screwed".

If you want to get intellectual about this show, then there we are. We're discussing another sitcom. You're describing Ray Romano or Homer Simpson.

I'm worried that this is just another sitcom with a couple good introductory episodes. The characters aren't complex, the background has become a backdrop, we have nobody to root for, and (worst of all) this episode wasn't funny.

I coincidentally re-watched that episode this evening (24 days after your reply, but I'm just now reading it :P) and didn't catch that, but now I'll totally have to go back and look for that.

Was the laser pointer bit really the saving grace of the episode for this reviewer? I only saw it as something that had been done a hundred other times in sitcoms (Seinfeld comes to mind). While having them all meet at the fountain was dumb and contrived, I thought the rest of the episode was great.

Is Dee wearing a wig? because I just can't get past that. It might not be a recent development, but throughout this entire episode I was internally screaming about how terrible it looked. I'm absolutely not faulting her for whatever reason she may be wearing it, but she should get a better one if it's going to be a…

I actually came from there to here just to get some detail on the trainwreck. Gotta love Red Letter Media :).

"You want to confess to a murder? But I know you! Besides, Dexter is the only one that gets to say which person is a murderer. Dummy". This show has become completely insufferable. 

I really don't know why the reviewer mentions Sorkin's "patter" in a positive way. The single thing I hate most about this series is the fast-talky conversations. It completely throws my suspension of disbelief when everyone has exactly the right retort at the ready (and in this episode, even the befuddlement of a…