What's not a funny mash-up is that both were likely molested.

Whatever the most positive one is.

You know, now that I think about it, I'm not sure.

I worked a bit on the screenplay for "Blue Like Jazz" (I've got an 'Add'l Script Consultant' credit, which tells you it really was "a bit"), and I've been waiting over five years for it to be reviewed here on the AV Club. I predicted a B or B-. Thanks for an insightful review, Nathan. You are the balls.

That was really beautiful, Sean.