Yeah, THAT'S what these boards are missing

Shlock, shlock, and more shlock!

Shlock, shlock, and more shlock!

It's a holiday, so he'll be just a craigular guy.

It's a holiday, so he'll be just a craigular guy.

Don't get cheap on me.

Don't get cheap on me.

Perhaps later I'll eat some CHICKEN TIKKA to celebrate. I don't understand what we're talking about, but I do enjoy Indian food.

Perhaps later I'll eat some CHICKEN TIKKA to celebrate. I don't understand what we're talking about, but I do enjoy Indian food.

Woah.

Woah.

My parents and the parents of the blonde chick in this show were friends when I was growing up, so I will tell you this honestly: masturbation is definitely, definitely good.

My parents and the parents of the blonde chick in this show were friends when I was growing up, so I will tell you this honestly: masturbation is definitely, definitely good.

She can do sex with cannibals as needed, Lutz contributes nothing

She can do sex with cannibals as needed, Lutz contributes nothing

I once dated a girl with the last name of Wild. She was happy with it, because her nickname was just her last name, whereas mine was "tits"

I once dated a girl with the last name of Wild. She was happy with it, because her nickname was just her last name, whereas mine was "tits"