Also the fact that the 80s were the only decade in history of the universe to be 17 years long. Long enough to be the decade that gave us Devo.

Your brah Dan Cortese might have suckled from the sweet teat of MTV, but in my crib I still have a crate of VHS cassettes of some "alternative rock" music video show called Rage TV that used to be broadcast on WSBK-TV out of Boston at 2:00 am on Saturdays.

Something something Marilyn Manson's pasty white ass something something something!

Wait, The Sound of Music isn't an Easter movie?

I wrote it brah. Your bro Danny C. has a lot of free time these days.

Bros! Bros! Bros!

Damn Straight
I got a hell of a jaw Sims! And as for my gear…that shit was most definately cool brah! Wardrobe saw it when I came and they were just like, "Bros, our work here is done! That's totally what a righteous brah like Tony would wear." Anyway, thanks for the B+. I would have guessed higher, but…

Norton,

13) Funding for project involving tons of blow and hookers.

Brah where does .38 Special fit into the rock country spectrum?

Buy me Killzone 3 or go to hell!

Buy me Bulletstorm
or go to hell!

Big Fudge,

David Caruso?
I didn't know that guy was a director. I thought he'd be too busy solving alligator and/or bikini related crimes in Miami to waste his time with directing movies. Truly a modern Renaissance man!

I guess I got into S-K (and The Need for that matter) in early '98 thanks to my surfbro Ed Vedder and his Monkeywrench Radio nonsense.

Chad Daniels and JCTV
actually pay me royalties for Youth Bytes. Unfortunately for me the contract I signed stipulates that they can pay me in bandanas and Red Bull.

Bros vs. Brahs
Bros vs. Dudes

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Silverchair is a metal band?

Does his nephew also have a white belt and play synths in a dumbass Christian metalcore band with some goofy name like The Throne of God or He Is Love or some other botarded nonsense? Tim "Toolman" Taylor's nephew seems pretty lame, but then again so were two of his very own sons. I mean one was totally late 90s and…