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Dan Cortese
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Kurt Russel's Firearm Bro,

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Coincidence or Something More Sinister?
Any of you dudes find it a little odd that the day after Keith Phipps did his Better Late Than Never review of "The Stand," Billy Ray Cyrus comes out here talking about how the devil (aka David Lynch) made his daughter take massive bong hits? My fellow bro-dudes, it is clear to

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Skip,

Am I Doing This Right?
WTF is Starz Animation Studio? Lol.

I'll never understand why Jordan Catalano changed the name of his band from Frozen Embryos to 30 Seconds to Mars…

But bro, Canada at one point (1600s) used playing cards as currency! That's some truly exciting history right there!

I dunno brah. That one snake that bit that bro's cock off scared the hell out of me. To this day I don't like taking a leak or getting it on in an airplane bathroom.

Also-Ran Bro,

Dave Brah,

Not a Good Week For My Idols…
First Gary Moore from Thin Lizzy, then Brian Jacques and now this!

Yo Canadian Brah,

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OH FUCK THIS GUY!
And Comedy Central…you're oh my shit list now brah!
Five years of hosting MTV Sports mean anything to you bro?
Oh sure, you're a comedy channel, you want someone funny to host your little sports show. Three seasons of Veronica's Closet proves I'm at least as funny as this fucker.

Is there nothing internet porn won't ruin the magic of?
I mean kids now will never know the joy of finding a Playboy or Penthouse or Hustler in the woods nor the disappointment of finding a Penthouse Letters in the woods. They will never experience the anxiety of sneaking downstairs to watch an Emanuelle movie with

My Fellow Dudes!

@Paul Kinsey

@sarCCastro

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