I'm Dan Cortese brah! MTV Sports. Rock n' Jock Baseball. Rock n' Jock B-ball. The Lottery. "Mimbo" in that Seinfeld episode. Melrose Place. Veronica's Closet.

Val Kilmer is gay?! NOT ICEMAN BRO!!!! NOT ICEMAN!!!!!!!

Catwoman bros…Catwoman.

Brah,

Is she
the chick from the piece of crap band Paramore?

I kept waiting for Kenny Rodgers to show up in Maverick but then I remembered Maverick is not Kenny Rodgers as The Gambler VI: Maverick and it makes me sad.

My Bro Bing's Holding Out
for a statue of Detroit's true savior: Tim "Toolman" Taylor.

@Miller

@Gimmick Lover

@Miller

Bac-Os?

Akon?
Not Akon?

Franco as the dude from Biohazard's cock.
Franco as Luke Perry's cock.
Franco as Elliot Stabler's cock…

@Thelonious Crunk

@Tuck Everlasting

Nah Brah,

Serious Questions Bro-Dudes!
Question the first: Will we get to see a young Adebisi?
Question the second: How much bro-junk will we see?
Question the third: Will Luke Perry be in it?

All of Mike Allred's X-Statix characters are dead.

Don't know what came over me bro, that should be "some itunes single." Also I have no idea what that whack thee-thy-thou nonsense I was shouting was all about. Sorry brah, it was a pretty forgetable jam and you seem like a righteous bro. Wanna go wakeboarding with me and some of my best bros?

No new Pixies songs?!
Sir Marcus Hawthorne, hast thou forgotten "Bam Thwok?!"