For those wondering: Bracknell is a shithole and just the sort of place cretins like the Dursleys would live. Although Martins Heron is one of the nicer parts.

This song was my first tape single (I'm 22) and I have always defended it. Finally I have proof that it was more than just a fleeting hit.

"In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning" - F Scott Fitzgerald, showing us how to get that 3AM feeling without resorting to expensive perfume.

So how many of these end up just looking like boobs?

In Saints Row 3 there's a song called Lost Desire by JR that sounds strikingly similar to Kings of Leon's Sex On Fire. I can't seem to find out what came first, though, thanks to JR having the most un-Googleable name ever.

Sorry, er - African-American Mirror

Something's getting destroyed, and it's not Alderaan!

I thought 'maintenance sex' was what they do in porn when the repair man comes over.

I thought Irons' accent was just signifying that he was originally English but had lived in the US for a long time. Perhaps I was giving the man too much credit.

Jeremy Irons was fine. Do you mean Paul Bettany? Because my God was his half arsed American accent distracting.

I really appreciate the recommendation but I've heard The Smith Street Band, and couldn't get into them. They were supports for The Menzingers, so I've only heard them in a live environment, and yes, I couldn't get into the singer, not because of his accent, but rather just his style. It was the punky shouting you…

Also check out Sightseers, which is probably my favourite film by him. He's definitely one to keep an eye on, especially because his next film is an adaptation of a JG Ballard novel.

For me, it's a toss-up between Louie and The Hold Steady.
I've always liked this one song I heard by The Hold Steady, Your Little Hoodrat Friend, but this year I decided to check the whole Separation Sunday album, plus the two after that, and discovered what is fast becoming one of my favourite ever rock bands. I…

I mean, where would someone even go to find a video of that?

I got confused and clicked on this thinking it was about the Black Mirror Christmas special, which is called Black Mirror: White Christmas.

My God… I don't think I've ever seen a positive one of these

It was a good choice casting someone with experience of playing a creepy fucker who gets off on dominating women to play a creepy fucker who gets off on dominating women.

"Hell, Fuck, Die" is kind of like Live. Die. Repeat.

Is that what they're calling it now?

You know who'll never be able to navigate through 30 years of Yo La Tengo? These guys *sniff* http://www.theonion.com/art…