Don't forget the frequent opportunities for snark and moral superiority. I hear those are quite nice.

In the immortal words of Lucille Bluth "Go (re)watch a star war", since you've made a huge mistake. Hoth is the planet.

The Sitter: Watch it, or else Jonah Hill will get skinnier and become a dramatic Actor.

I actually quite enjoy the novel, but it is still fluff. Going in, the reader knows that Elizabeth will get the right man, Wickham will get his comeuppance (kind of), and everyone will be happy in their own way. It is a well-constructed piece of literature with strongly developed and engaging characters, but it…

It seems that the Stephanie Meyer wave of feminism is having a dude take care of all of your problems and treat you like a child - you know, Victorian Feminism.

Well said.
 
The series is rife with violations of privacy and boundaries, which are components of any healthy relationship. Add in the subservient dynamic created by the fact that the emotions and actions of Bella, who is constantly being told by other characters that she is "strong" and "independent", are entirely…

We love Twilight, and here's why you should, too!

Gosh, don't you hate it if you're called intolerant when you say something intolerant? I know I do!

The environment may have been abused horribly, but that area is still beyond beautiful. Sigh.

He said the sheriff is near!

Glenn (Edward) Lee Beck TV, it totally works.

Now I'm imagining Warren Buffet as Batman - it's oddly endearing.

Gotham isn't that multi-cultural?

Please?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a minute. There's sarcasm on this site? I've been reading everything all wrong!

I feel like this is the beginning of a great drinking game. And the only way to watch that abomination of a show.

Hey, when it isn't good, it isn't good. Step up your game.

Dude, spoiler alert! I'm only on season 6!

Too soon!

"Pallbearer just tripped… #sixseasonsandamovie"