"I'm not a racist. Some of my best friends are browns."

Give the guy a break. His wife just took the kids and left for Cleveland.

The Queen's royal internet comment reader really has his work cut out for him today.

Because lemon hats are my favorite!

It's only a matter of time before Morrissey condemns Game of Thrones for this. And cruelty to mammoths.

NW;DR

Fun fact: They both loved peaches. A little too much.

All they need is love.

Please use the Antonio Banderas Zorro. He won't look too old if it's a comic, I promise.

She should star in a Gremlins reboot so she can be a mother of gremlins as well.

As if anything could stop Destiny's Child from becoming famous.

I hope they can get the rights to her trademark song: 'Age ain't nothing but a truly significant number and willfully ignoring said number can set a disturbing example for young fans.'

I thought it was supposed to be Jeff Daniels sauce. Or is that another website?

Tempura capon.

Nothing but lamprey pie.

I can see it now:

ATLiens

The pilot will have Nemo losing control of his underwater sports car on an underwater bridge, only to be saved by his eventual underwater nemesis.

"No Ringo, I don't want to play bloody Yellow Submarine again"

If there's anything compelling me to buy this game, it's the chance to complete Rûg's character orc.