Don't worry, Topher Grace will edit it down to a single digestible movie for us.

You actually think that's funny? Perhaps you should visit my homeland sometime. We will dress you in Lederhosen and feed you pickled cabbage.

Damn, only caught the Queen Latifah bit. Thought the rest was sincere. My bad.

I've literally never heard of Jessica Jones until I read this comment.

They have to pay a licensing fee every time the name is mentioned. That opening scene most likely cost them more than the lead's wages.

Thanks for the unnecessary straw-man. No, I was not calling her a "self-hating black person". I did mention, however, that she is mixed race. Why should her black parentage be more defining than her white or Chinese heritage? Also, why are you not in uproar about the fact that a gentile actress played the part of a…

Let me add my voice to Rogers and make this further pronouncement, "No, James Bond can't ever be millennial".

Black? Please, dude. You're barely even brown. Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry.

By "black", you mean the Jewish French journalist of Afro-Chinese-Cuban-Dutch decent? Who did you want to play her? Queen Latifah?

I don't know about a Bachelor's Degree in Engineering but you could sure use a refresher course in Basic English Punctuation and Grammar.

I haven't seen that particular film. But Peter Jackson has, however, produced actual turds that are better than the Hobbit films.

#upvoted

I liked the first film. The second seemed to have a lot of additional CGI battle sequences that left me cold and, like you say, bored.

I prefer bigass chicks. Like the Russian tv presenter, Anfisa Chekhova.

The Silmarillion is the written in the style of epic poetry of yore. It has far more in common with, say, Kalevala than it does with the sort of fantasy works with which you are more familiar, such as Harry Potter.

And yet it was a Democratic President who passed DOMA. Repealed Glass-Steagall. And initiated NAFTA. All great things for America's poor and disenfranchised.

You really think Obama is any different to Bush in that regard? They both work for the same masters.

Twat. Don't make fun of someone's speech impediment.

Ah, yes. Making fun of one's speech impediment or accent is a really mature move.

Ah, yes. The song "parody". Stealing another's tune and replacing all the lyrics with boundless references to food, 'tis truly the highest form of wit.