"Like swans, which are only slightly bigger than ducks, can apparently hit you with their wings so hard that it's like being hit by a baseball bat"

"I thought it was awful"

At last, the CGI adaptation of "Community Babies" is here.

The setup sounds fairly terrible and played out. I do, however, like the concept art.

You recall incorrectly.

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.

This is a classic case of oversensitivity. This article in the Atlantic is an important piece of writing and would definitely be worth everyone's time reading:

I refuse to watch this film until someone uploads a pristine 4k transfer directly from the original negatives.

Well, it was a Josh Trank adaptation.

*picks up a wooden stake*

"Lime as a hero as much as a friend, the Bart Simpson to his Milhouse"

Still, it's an improvement on "This Halloween, take a knife to Ben Affleck's penis".

Yes, I thought you were setting someone up to make it. I mistakingly followed through.

You just ended a question with a preposition, Argie!

I'm currently listening to it now for the first time. Sounds fantastic. But then I just played the new Thom Yorke just before it so it sounds especially revelatory in comparison with that dirge.

It reminds me of the poster for the new sitcom from Tommy Wiseau. Minus the chickens, of course.

8-bit tribute? Psssh, more like 16-bit tribute, amirite fellas?

I agree, House of Leaves.

That sounds like a straight-to-DVD movie if there ever was one.

Not in its final season it wasn't.