Sounds like one of our gimmick accounts.

Yes, thank you, Sheldon Cooper.

Never ever been sober.

Did Rust ever get sober?

g2 made a comment doing exactly that! I just took his bs to an absurd extreme. Did nobody catch that I was satirising g2's asinine post?

HITG? Not even urban dictionary has a definition for that one.

What's your least favourite season? 8?

I wouldn't mind buying an Amazon Fuck U. You know, because I like to reward companies for honesty.

I'd rather they spent their time streamlining and improving the search function. It's currently a horrible mess that feels around a decade behind other web stores.

You do realise that "all time" encompasses past, present and future simultaneously, right?

"he regularly refused to discuss his private life"

Your point is well reasoned. Perhaps I was simply trying to justify my point of view because I wanted a happy ending for FU.

"powerhouses like Greig and Mangan"

As a matter of fact, Friends is not one of the most popular comedies of "all time". In fact, during the vast amount of time that has passed since the dawn of time, i.e. all time, Friends has only been popular for an infinitesimal amount of time. Roughly, a few decades.

I'm sick of these Limey chefs constantly coming to our country and lecturing hard-working Americans on how to cook food.

Ignoring military advice and forcing troops to drive into a blockade of children was an act of "complacency"?

Yeah, that's why I don't buy the "George Lucas had it all planned before hand" theory.

B-b-but … "It's a trap!"

But they're sprinkles.

He's just grouchy because, even if she wasn't famous, she'd be way out of his league.