Hurling…now
I freely admit to watching and enjoying Bones, despite the fact that it (probably) works actively to make me stupider (I can't stop, David Boreanaz is so dreamy!). With that said, can I get a re-cast on Ryan O'Neal? Please? Surely there are other smarmy old fucks you can get to play the…

It's not that we can't buy Snuggies, it's just that the shipping is outrageous.

Happy, soooo Happy
I gotta say, the very thought that I would never hear a new Futurama episode starting with the sounds of John Dimaggio and Billy West beatboxing and going "Zoidberg, Zoidberg, Z-Z-Z-Z-Zoidberg" filled me with the kind of depression that might have resulted in Snuggie purchases, were I not in Germany…