This comment is neither amusing nor clever.

Agreed: it's worth doing once, but you need to move on from that shit. That said, many's the night that I consoled myself with the memory of sex with that one girl who announced, sotto voce, after we finished, "That was dirty."

Agreed: it's worth doing once, but you need to move on from that shit. That said, many's the night that I consoled myself with the memory of sex with that one girl who announced, sotto voce, after we finished, "That was dirty."

My ex-wife and I rented Oldboy, back when it was our habit to rent a movie on Friday night, get drunk, and make out on the couch while the movie played. All I knew about the film was there was some kind of amazing hallway scene, and that it was Korean.

I am convinced Portlandia is best consumed via YouTube. As a television show, it doesn't quite hang together. There are several sketches of theirs, however, which are definite mindworms.

AVC eaters have always tended to hand out Fs to nearly everything except alcohol. IES CHANG was capable of using the entire ratings alphabet, which is what endeared him to me.

Needs more goddamn IES CHANG!

Compare to Krist, or, hell, Billy. He could fail to keep the hair bleached, he could wear cardigans that were two sizes too big, but he couldn't disguise those cheekbones or those eyes.

Hating on Leg Avenue for Halloween costumes is like hating on Christianity for Christmas commercialism.

The YouTube clip routinely linked to show Will Smith's delivery of the line clearly has a voiceless linguadental fricative —- "th" —-, not a voiceless labiadental fricative, "f". Do we need to post Fourier transforms of the audio and frame-by-frame analysis of the video to keep this troll quieted?